Freitag, Juni 15, 2007

Blamieren in 3 Schritten

Aus der grossen "How to"-Reihe heute:
wie blamiere ich mich in drei einfachen Schritten.

1. Schritt:

Die Hotline anrufen, kräftig vom Leder ziehen wie beschissen kompliziert und fehlerhaft eines der unseren MP3-Playern beigelegten Verwaltungsprogramme ist, beim Troubleshooting nach wenigen Fragen ausflippen und entrüstet darauf hinweisen, dass man schliesslich ein erfahrener Anwender sei.

2. Schritt:

Den erbetenen Screenshot der Fehlermeldung als Bitmap mit seinen eigenen Kommentaren in ein Word-Dokument einfügen, das ganze in PDF umwandeln und die resultierende, einige MB grosse Datei als Anhang an eine HTML-Mail mit hübscher, bunter Signatur anfügen und an uns senden.

3. Schritt:

Eine Fehlermeldung senden, die Verbindungsprobleme zum CDDB-Server meldet, während in der deutlich sichtbaren Taskleiste das Icon einer Desktopfirewall für... ähem... Idioten Einsteiger zu erkennen ist.

Bonuspunkte gabs übrigens für die Verknüpfungen auf dem Desktop:
"Free Online Games!", "Free IM Smileys!", "AOL 9.0".

32 Kommentare:

  1. Für den 2. Schritt müsste man solche Leute doch eigentlich zum Abschuss freigeben, oder?
    Kann ja nich wahr sein...

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  2. spyware rawks! und aol ist die pest, da hilft nur noch formatieren und desinfizieren.

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  3. Ich habe seehr gelacht xD

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  4. Es ist immer interessant, auf welche Ideen Leute kommen, wenn man um die Zusendung eines Screenshots bittet.

    Einer hat mal seinen Bildschirm abfotografiert, das Foto entwickeln lassen, eingescannt und dann als Fax geschickt.

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  5. @leo: wie geil ist das denn bitte? das hat ja schon wieder stil.

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  6. ..das sind die Leute, die bei Sonderbestellungen "Schrift im Anhang" in die Mail schreiben und dann findet man nur ein Screenshot der Verknüpfung..

    *gnarf*

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  7. @Leo: Das hätte er weniger aufwändig haben können, wenn er den Monitor auf das Faxgerät gelegt hätte. Erfahrene Profis nehmen einen Flachbettscanner und halten ihn vor den Monitor.

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  8. @ leo: das war bestimmt so einer, der auch mit tipp-ex die Tippfehler gleich auf dem Bildschirm ausmerzt ;-)

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  9. und wo war jetzt nochmal diese eniki taste?

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  10. @leo:

    Ich bekomme regelmäßig ausgedruckte Bluescreens von meiner Lieblingsmitarbeiterin auf den Tisch. Sie meinte bei der ersten dieser Aktionen todernst "Da steht immer so viel Text, dass ich nur bis zur dritten Zeile zum abschreiben komme bis der Bildschirm schwarz wird, also hab ich mir eine Digitalkamera neben die Tastatur gelegt."
    Einer der Mitschriebe, die ich mir rein interessehalber zeigen ließ, enthielt sogar (korrekt?) abgeschriebene hex-Adressen.

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  11. Ich schmeiss mich weg! :D

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  12. *brüll*
    Danke für den Lacher, das ist wirklich sehr geil. Und sei dankbar, von so einem erfahrenen Anwender kannst du noch was lernen, du Greenhorn! *lol*

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